《阅后即焚》。
8分。
伊桑·科恩、乔尔·科恩编剧、导演,乔治·克鲁尼、约翰·马尔科维奇、布拉德·皮特、蒂尔达·斯文顿主演作品。
这么有趣的片子简直太值得分享了,而且“阅后即焚”这四个字真是非常好,值得玩味。
故事改编自CIA局长亲笔写的小说,其真实性更加有意思。
奥斯本作为CIA资深分析员突然因为酗酒被开除了,于是他计划回家写点回忆录记录下当年他在局里干的那些勾当。
他的妻子凯蒂可不是省油的灯,一方面忙着和财政部的哈利偷情,一方面错拿了奥斯本的光盘还遗失在健身房。
健身房里的二百五琳达虽然身拥众多情人但依然热衷于美容整容手术,正为手术费发愁,就想着拿这个光盘敲诈下,这一想法与她的二百五情人查德不谋而合。
两人计划动手敲诈奥斯本,不成的话就送去鹅毛子大使馆。
这真是一部二百五的群戏,非常精彩,极其有趣。
一个网友的提问引发了尴尬,琳达这个丑女人同时拥有乔治·克鲁尼和布拉德·皮特两大情人,她为何还要去整容?
Like a large lunatics’ party held by George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Frances McDormand, “Burn After Reading” is not better than other movies written and directed by the Coens (Joel Coen and Ethan Coen). But I should say, as a movie related to high intelligence, national security, international relationships and various individuals, it is unique. To me, its suspenseful story line, delicate dialogues and the Coens’ black humours made “Burn After Reading” a success. The start of the movie has already attracted me. The long shot of the white corridor of CIA headquarter created a . The main characters’ first appearances are wonderful. In the first minute, Osbourne Cox, a high-class officer occupied in CIA lost his job because of drinking. Thus he started writing a memoirs to disclose scandals of CIA. At the same time, his wife Katie kept dating with Harry, a government official who held on to running exact 5 kilometers every day, and planned to divorce him. In parallel with that, Linda, a staff of Hardbodies Fitness Center, was always eager for a liposuction and a face-lifting, but lacked money. With Chad, another staff of Hardbodies, Brought together by “Be With Me”, an online matchmaking site, Linda started date with Harry. From that, destiny brought people seemed unrelated to each other together gradually. In order to know Osbourne’s financial condition before getting divorced, Katie searched his laptop and downloaded his memoirs into a CD. Incautiously, she forgot it on the locker floor of Hardbodies, and Linda’s colleague Chad found it. Looking into the files in that, Chad affirmed they found something confidential, and Linda thought her liposuction operation fee is promised. With Linda and Chad’s actions including sending the CD to Russian Embassy, the story became more and more fascinating.I cannot believe that there existed such a possibility that an international affair started from a woman’s lack of liposuction operation expense. But it was indeed possible in the Coens’ imagination. I cannot prevent from laughing when the so-called confidential files got close attention of both American and Russian intelligence departments, and was bound to give rise to an international dispute. What an excellent black humor, which was beyond all my expectations. Handled as this, tragedy is not a tragedy but laughable, while comedy made people stop laughing on the halfway.Another lightspot lay on the actors and actresses’ acting. I have never thought of that Brad Pitt and George Clooney, the most charming men in the Hollywood, devoted such exaggerated performances to their lunatic roles. All of Brad’s lines included the word “shit”, as well as Clooney, and his was “fuck”. Added with their neurotic expressions and behaviours, they started to become real actors in my heart. At the end, the manager of CIA eventually found what happened on earth. The fact was that the whole CIA had been tricked by a stupid woman who wanted to get money for her cosmetics surgeries. “What did we learn, Palmer?” “I don’t know, sir.” “I don’t fucking know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.” “Yes, sir.” “I’m fucked, if I know what we did.” “yes, sir. Huh it’s hard to say.” “Jesus fucking Christ.” I like this ending. It made me feel strange either be sad or be pleased. Thus normal viewers can only choose to laugh until tears come.
这部片子里每一个人都不可救药。
Harry (乔治克鲁尼)对妻子不忠,倒不是感情不好,他就是这样的人,他沉迷于欺骗,对任何一名女性都假惺惺,能虚伪地吐出“我爱你”。
Osbourne (约翰·马尔科维奇 )是个傲慢的混蛋,从他第一幕被开除的场景就能看出来。
他觉得自己是这个世界上唯一的聪明人,其他人都是蠢货(moron),所以他觉得自己被开除肯定不是因为自己酗酒而是政治迫害。
Chad(布拉德皮特)太蠢,这倒罢了,偏偏还爱做白日梦。
显然健身教练的工作太无趣,他要找点刺激,却不知道无论胆量还是智慧,他都不是那块料。
Linda(弗兰西斯·麦克多蒙德)其实不傻,只是她想要的生活和自己有的生活差得有点太大,所以她才如此执着于整形手术,真希望能从此改头换面,但这世上哪有这样的容易事?
Katie(蒂尔达·斯文顿)冷酷无情,她视自己的丈夫为狗屎,离婚争财产这事做的心狠手辣,身为儿童医生显然讨厌小孩,也不见得对 Harry 有多温情。
这些不可救药地人以为自己知道自己要什么,忙忙碌碌地追寻它们,结果两手空空,不仅如此,有的连小命也丢了。
即便 Linda 是里面唯一一个达成目的的人——做整容手术——她也不太可能找到一个不 loser 的男性。
很可怜吧。
可是想想,大部分人的生活不是这样的吗?
你现在做的事,真是你想要的?
还是你以为你想要的?
我们自己永远看不清。
就像 Harry 以为自己是那个在外面逍遥的人,没想到自己也是被骗的那个。
多少现实中的恋情都上演类似的故事。
好在即便如此,还有一些动人的时刻。
即便 Harry 这样的大骗子,也费了心思给妻子做一个鸡吧摇椅,当他得知妻子出轨要离婚后拿斧子砸烂鸡吧摇椅的场景是这部影片里最动人的时刻。
很悲伤,同时又很可笑,但总归是真挚的,某些时刻。
九十年代初,西安开了一家艺术影院,名叫阿房宫。
打头炮的是《荒唐的贝克兄弟》,西安的艺术青年一下子被那种影调和蜜雪儿菲佛迷住了。
我也是其中之一,以至于后来听说科恩兄弟的时候,还执拗地认为,不就是贝克兄弟嘛,真够荒唐的。
后来看了Fargo(又被翻译成《冰风暴》),也没觉得有什么特别,加上李安有一部Ice Storm,也被翻译成《冰风暴》,科恩兄弟的名头又被混淆了一次。
第三次当然是《老无所依》。
因为之前被周围人捧得太高,看来看去也没看出来到底有多高。
这才是:看官我三弃科恩兄弟。
等到这部《阅后即焚》,终于知道这兄弟俩的厉害了。
原来他俩是要挖美国资本主义的墙脚啊!
牛仔精神苍白孱弱,中产阶级冷酷疯狂。
如此绝望到底的寓意,就这么在百无聊赖地辛辣嘲讽中王顾左右而言他了。
这个方式似乎是现实世界中唯一能被接受的,你不能好大喜功,也不能雕虫小技,大片不要做太大,小品不要做太小,制作要精良,要有娱乐精神,还要有深刻寓意。
印象最深的当然是那些闲笔。
《老无所依》里枪击铁桥的嗡嗡余响,《阅后即焚》里的那句PC or Mac?
如此聪明顽皮的兄弟,最终还是让我混淆了。
这部片可以说是以闹剧的形式反映了这个世界的状况——令人哭笑不得的荒唐无厘头。
各个角色分别代表世界上存在的几种人。
The world is composed of such different kinds of people as the crazy, the idiotic and ignorant, the nonchalant or the apathetic, the shrewd, sensible but chicken-hearted, and the relatively wise. (此外还有吗?
欢迎补充。
)1. The crazy and self-indulging: Osbourne (indulging in drinking), Harry (indulging in sex)2. The idiotic and ignorant: Linda (seeking a cosmetic operation), Chad (seeking an extra sum of money)3. The nonchalant / apathetic: Katie, CIA officers, the Russian ambassy officers. 4. The shrewd, sensible but chicken-hearted: the boss of the HARDBODY fitness center. 5. The relatively wise: the wife of Harry. 影片还透露了这几种人的下场:The crazy kill the idiotic, and don't even know what happened. The idiotic die from...from many factors. In fact, how can they not die living this way? They're doomed because of their ignorance of the way the worldly matters go. For the nonchalant or the apathetic, what happens in the world, even it is some people losing their lives, is no concern of them. They know nothing of the matter, they don't desire to know, they don't have to be responsible for anything, and above all, they have the power to do so, to be nonchalant. --One needs a certain kind of superior power to be justified to stand out of the ring and just watch. Coming to this point, now I begin to think that this category of character is meant for the authoratitive with special power in control of the whole matter, privileged to just watch and take no action and baring no responsibility or accountability, and that is God's role in the human world. As for the minor roles in the nonchalant or apathetic category, they seem to have no exact goals or pursuit in life; one cannot see their real concern. Take Katie for example, she doesn't love her present husband Osbourne, and she's pressing Harry for his divorce with his wife and a marriage with her, but it seems that she doesn't love Harry either. She doesn't fulfill the role of a good wife, nor the role of a good paediatrician, and perhaps not even a lover. = =| She always seems to be unhappy and in a hurry, always on the way of doing something but with her real pursuit obsure. To sum up in a word: mystical and incomprehensible. The shrewd, sensible but chicken-hearted die in the most pathetic way, very pitiable, since they seem to know everything very clearly, and know what is the right action to take, but they still cannot escape to "touch it", to touch the untouchable, and hence they die. I don't understand the boss of the fitness center, don't know why he appears in the basement of Osbourne's house, playing with that computer, doing what. Anyway, they seem to be the most irrelevant of the matter, who can absolutely stand out of the matter, and yet they still died under the gun of a drunkard. How innocent and pitiable. And finally the relatively wise, the only one in this mess who looks like a normal social figure, -- she enjoys her life and a perfect public image. Her work, her career, her family, her reputation, all go very satisfactory, because she successfully keeps something under the table, that is her secret relationship with her lover in Seattle. No one knows. She is a total ignorant of the things going around her and just enjoys her own secret little life, while the people around her also know nothing about her. She's such a remote character: her happiness is far away secretly in a city on the other side of the continent; her job is irrelevant to what the people around her are doing (she's a children's book writer); she notices her hunsband's up to some project, making some kind of machine, but she doesn't go into any further inquiry. And in the end she is still the final resort of her poor husband Harry, seen as his sole consolation, and she may ever since be loved and trusted wholeheartedly by Harry, and her perfect public image would go on and on, so wonderfully enjoying everything, in and out, near and far. She's the only winner in the game. 最后再说一下片名,起得很好,起到画龙点睛的作用——Burn after Reading. What kind of book can and will be burned after reading? The meaningless, the insignificant, whose value cannot last and will not endure. Just like what the Bible says about the grass, "...the grass of the field, which is alive today and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, ..." They cannot last, and they will not. Waiting for them beyond, is the burning oven. All this mess will be clearly finished. 【本文原创,转载请注明出处及原作者。
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每个角色在生活中都很努力地生活着、很认真地解决问题,然后就集体制造了一出爆笑的黑色幽默剧。
片尾的CIA Man的结束曲恰到好处。
"Who can kill a general in his bed?Overgrown dictators if they’re red?Fucking-a man!CIA Man!Who can find the counteragents quick?Especially the ones themselves have picked?Fucking-a man!CIA Man!Who can plan a riot in Vietnam?Who can have the troops destroy the Cong?Fucking-a man!CIA Man!Who can buy a governmental chief?Who can pick the next one out as quick?Fucking-a man!CIA Man!Who can get a budget that’s A-rate?Who will be the 51st state?Fucking-a man!CIA Man!Who would drop secrets as Service?The one that’s got the other service nervous?Fucking-a man!CIA Man!Who can cipher anything with zeros?Not well known, but simply, well, they’re heroes,Fucking-a man!CIA Man!Who can take the sugar from the south,Pour in LSD and put it back?Fucking-a man!CIA Man!Who can squash republics like bananas,If they do not like their social manners?Fucking-a man!CIA man!Who can train guerillas by the dozen?Send them back to kill their uncs and cousins?Fucking-a man!CIA Man!Who’s the agency well known to God?The one that cut the staff and cut His rod?Fucking-a man!CIA Man!"
没采访过科恩兄弟,但我猜这神经质的片名可以顺便给观众提个醒:看过笑过就算了,管他真的还是假的,如果是真的,你就要伤感了,如果是假的,你就被忽悠了。
结果,大家在电影放完的时候,跟片子里的人一样大叫:WHAT THE F-U-C-K?(这都TMD什么玩意儿)都被忽悠了。
多好玩。
有时候我还真的相信幽默的风格什么的是有国界的,刚看完这部的时候有点儿找不着北:就这么完了?
后来的几天,越想这部越觉得好笑。
上网看小资横行的豆瓣,果然也是骂声一片。
恶趣味,冷笑话,无厘头,神经质,这样的词,听起来抽象,放这部电影里就相当具体了。
我讨厌恶搞片,觉得太低俗(不过年初的严打活动过后,低俗这个词已经很有喜感了),这部虽然搞,但不恶,相反蛮有趣。
3700万美圆的小成本制作,牛B轰轰的大导演,一水的好莱坞一线明星,如果较真起来,制作费还不够付那几个腕儿的片酬。
这票人明摆着就是在玩儿。
拍片的人都这么放松了,看片的人就不能放松点儿看?
科恩兄弟有创意。
值得表扬。
比那些装B的电影强多了。
这片类似杜琪峰去年拍的文雀,是个茶余饭后的休闲小品。
如果说杜琪峰那部是雅趣,那么科恩兄弟的这部就是恶趣味。
不少细节都很有意思,比如片头的定位系统,片头字幕上边一行英语下边一行俄语,明白着是情报光盘的很正经的主题;乔治克鲁尼在地下室做个色情的手工,镜头却在搞神秘兮兮的阴谋论;国务院,国家安全局,政府部门,CIA,FBI,听起来都很派头的名词,可是里面的人物还挺白痴。
就像乔治克鲁尼说的,这片里的人就是一个比一个傻。
—— 一堆大牌争着当白痴,这个就已经很好笑了。
哈哈哈哈;搞情报的,到头来却轻易被自己要离婚的妻子算计;电影海报俨然一副间谍大片的派头,电影配乐也是,一惊一乍,老婆准备离婚,派私家侦探跟踪老公,还用上了动作片里常用的管弦乐和交响,煞有其事。
其实仔细想想,还有点星爷的无厘头的味道。
前几年看过一部彭浩翔的《大丈夫》,老婆抓老公偷情,拍得跟个警匪片似的,也很搞。
还有一部奥利弗斯通的《不准调头》(U-TURN),里面的西恩潘简直就是倒霉到喝凉水都噻牙。
虽然我不推崇“幸灾乐祸”这样不厚道的小人心态,就像我不怎么待见韩国那部红透半边天的《倒霉熊》——看一个傻乎乎的人一路上衰到近乎崩溃,并以此为乐,我是怎么笑怎么不舒服。
但这部《阅后即焚》实在是很傻很搞很突然,那套道德的玩意儿在这里压根用不上,等到你反应过来想批判还是骂娘的时候,电影已经结束了。
没有教化,没有媚俗,没有鲜艳的PS后的颜色,没有故作深沉,没有跌宕起伏波澜壮阔的叙事,没有小资文艺腔,没有好莱坞惯用的俗套伎俩,这样的电影太稀有了。
就像国内好不容易出了个宁浩,再来几部疯狂的自行车也不嫌多。
一直做聪明人,早晚吃亏,偶尔被人家耍耍,认认输,也是种生活情趣。
科恩兄弟拿中情局开涮,电影拿我们开涮,偶尔这样互相涮两下,感觉还蛮好
Osbourne(约翰·马尔科维奇 饰).一个因嗜酒如命引发性冷淡导致夫妻长年同床异梦加上很不善于控制自已情绪的CIA分析员,狂骂完cia高层后辞职回家后厌世嫉俗撰写回忆录,最后误将认作的第三者其实是一个布道十四年后下海干起键身房行业的理性老实的生意人暴打为植物人...Katie(蒂尔达·斯文顿 饰).Osbourne之妻.一个面如冰霜孤芳自赏导致脸部失去表情机能的儿童科医生,与Osbourne的同事加好友Harry通奸,在预谋私吞老公的个人财产在天愿为比翼鸟在地愿为连理枝之际,最后万万没有料到Harry竟是一个名符其实水性杨花逢场作戏之花心大萝卜...Harry(乔治·克鲁尼 饰).Osbourne之CIA同事,一个表面正人君子内心男盗女娼性欲望超强结婚后仍同时脚踏N只船又喜欢DIY鼓捣些情趣玩具的财政部保镖,最后正在从自已失手打死误认为的CIA探员Chad后的低潮期恢复过来时,突然被其中一只船Linda的一句话吓飞到九霄云外的委内瑞拉,一个总统公然敢和小布什叫板的南美洲国家...Chad(布拉德·皮特 饰).一个看似头脑简单四肢发达实则内心脆弱穿西服骑山地车但是见钱开眼有一些懂电脑的狐朋狗友的喜欢pop music的健身房教练,最后在一次对Osbourne家周围环境进行调研时,恰巧遇上Katie的老姘头Harry回家以致躲在衣橱中但恰巧遇到其打开衣橱找枪套不幸被Harry生平的第一枚走火子弹爆头十分不冥目地当场呜呼...Linda(弗兰西斯·麦克多蒙德 饰).Chad之同事加死党.一个对自已容貌身材没有自信加上点庸俗笑声像男人并喜欢在虚拟网络世界中找寻真爱的从事健身房文职工作的老女人,为了一次整容手术的费用和Chad同仇敌忾不惜出卖自已的伟大国家,正在山重水复之际突然的柳暗花明,最后却没想到自已寻寻觅觅兜兜转转大半辈子的真爱就在自家后院的健身房老板却不幸的被Osbourne暴打成植物人...这些男男女女的错综复杂,其实只不过是一张Chad误认作是CIA情报实为Katie窃取Osbourne财政情况的一张被阴差阳错的送到俄罗斯大使馆有可能引发美俄二次冷战的PC光盘引发的血案...科恩兄弟(本片导演),就是这样的将造化弄人的故事不断放大...再放大...演奏出了这样一部荡气回肠的命运交响曲...放下电影不说,我们不正也活在那所谓安排我们命运的上帝的股掌之中...最可悲的是...存在了这么久久的芸芸众生...目前最大的一个问题就是-我们为什么会存在?我们现在做得每一件事,做每件事的态度在将来会产生什么样的命运.也不是像化学实验那样简单地可以先知先觉...以致于回过头来后知后觉但又到最后百思不解抓狂之际,我们也不常常像CIA局长那样对耶稣骂三字经吗?Jesus.fucking Christ!当曲终人散,当随着科恩兄弟的镜头拉向远方,当站在另一个角度观看养育我们的蔚蓝色星球之时,我感觉到仿佛所有又变成了星尘,回到了那最初的形态...PS:情节透露太严重...嘿嘿...但是这句话太晚了...
希區考克曾說:「在驚悚片中MacGuffin通常是項鍊;在間諜片中MacGuffin通常是文件。
」如果查閱字典便能發現這個名詞意指推動情節(plot)進行的某種手段,其本身為何卻不甚重要,甚至到了片尾,觀眾甚至不會記得這份東西。
另一方面,存在主義的中心思想是存在先於本質(Existence precedes essence),是先有了存在,才能被賦予意義。
而這份無意義(meaninglessness)便成了世界的荒謬(absurdity)所在。
文件本身在影片中毫無意義,只是用以推動情節;當我們看到琳達與查德強烈地對於文件有某種執著時,他們同時也賦予其意義。
重要的是被賦予的意義,而不是文件的存在。
柯恩兄弟巧妙的使電影手法與劇本交融,使得Macguffin同時有著存在與存在主義的雙重思維。
這篇文章首先將介紹影片中的MacGuffin、幾個存在主義的簡單觀念,配合上電影中的例子解說。
許多大導演都對MacGuffin有不同的看法,喬治.盧卡斯曾說他覺得電影中的MacGuffin應該能夠強烈地吸引觀眾的目光,就如同主角對於觀眾的吸引力一樣。
哈里遜.福特覺得《印地安納瓊斯》系列電影中,聖杯就是所謂的MacGuffin。
柯恩兄弟將片中的文件由像是間諜般的凱蒂偷出,讓辦公室的小姐弄丟,讓健身房的員工撿到,財務數字與無趣的回憶錄讓琳達與查德誤以為這可以實現她們的夢想,接著奧斯朋先在電話中讓他們知道這樣做沒有意義,而後的俄國大使館似乎讓她們有點希望,而這卻以辦公室的秘書能夠隨意重新複製檔案重新抵銷觀眾對於文件的期待,接著導致了查德「無意義」的死亡(荒誕的死法,沒有復仇,沒有人在意),再切回CIA總部告知觀眾奧斯朋只有三級的權限,讓觀眾的期待化為虛無。
至此,MacGuffin不再出現,文件,也就是讓MacGuffin被還原至希區考克與楚浮的訪談中所提到的:「甚麼都不是。
」悲觀的存在虛無主義(Extential Nihilism)在此顯現,他人賦予(文件)的意義並不被重視,甚至鄙視、否定,至此,MacGuffin的功用完成。
存在先於本質的論點,說明了存在本身是無意義的,我們在上面的段落中看見無意義成為了電影技法,這樣的主軸貫穿了整部電影。
奧斯朋的存在意義被他人否定(CIA的開除),回憶錄被嘲笑,最終被CIA探員謀殺。
凱蒂的離婚在分手後失去意義(如果是為了金錢,那她早已提領走共同帳戶裡的所有款項)。
哈利認真考慮的離婚,卻發覺妻子早已搶先一步,在雙雙出軌之下,婚姻的意義已然喪失。
琳達的手術原本是為了找到更好的幸福,文件卻導致其手段成為了目的。
連CIA總部的官員都不知調查這些人有任何意義。
配合上警匪片中的緊湊鼓聲與低沉音樂,讓鬧劇的荒謬性被凸顯出來。
荒謬,一直都是柯恩兄弟的黑色喜劇材料。
片頭中歧視的荒謬由語言的對比彰顯出來(摩門教的酗酒和Fuck)、整形的荒謬(無頭、無臂的雕像)、MacGuffin的荒謬(Shit、Sheet)、人際網路的荒謬(由公園幾幕顯現出交友網站的空虛、速食與重複)、生命的荒謬(無意義的死亡,重複了三次),美國在哈利跟凱蒂床上那一幕成了荒謬之地(Land of Absurdity),而非豐饒之地(Land of Abundance)。
當觀眾一幕又一幕的大笑出聲時,嘲笑的不是劇中人,而是生命的荒謬無常。
這個手法在冰血暴(Fargo, 1997)的結尾裡就已經出現,然而柯恩兄弟帶著更成熟、更戲謔的手法回來,這時已經沒有警探可躲藏的小窩,觀眾得跟著演員面對世界的荒謬。
然而在笑鬧中,依舊有幾個鏡頭仍帶有些許溫情,錢包裡的購物單所描上的無奈和健身房經理隔著玻璃看著琳達的沉默也許不是這麼地對生命絕望著,掙扎著。
片尾,連琳達都放棄了文件、查德(也許還有哈利,也是感情),只求拿到整形手術的錢,然而,整形又是為了甚麼呢?
琳達在片中出場時我們看到了醫生對她身上的肥肉做的種種指劃,接下來一個討論的鏡頭,我們看到了後頭殘缺的雕像,讓筆者想到了殘缺的維納斯(Venus de Milo),因為殘缺而成為後人所崇敬。
整形終究在這部片子裡頭沒有完成,未來的追求者成為存在主義中的他者的凝視(The Gaze),他者不必然存在於現時,但藉由常識的連繫創造了互為主體性(Intersubjectivity),而藉由意義的分歧給予片中的琳達美的定義。
這樣有關美學的標準也處處在片中可見,不只是整形手術,同時包括哈利的慢跑跟健身房的需求(琳達接待的顧客體型碩大)可印證此點。
筆者推想,無頭的維納斯是不是代表了相反的涵義呢?
(此句存疑,由於不能確定雕像是不是真的是維納斯。
) 在IMDB上可以查到本片劇本是和《險路勿近》(No Country For Old Men, 2007)交錯寫作,從西部英雄的沒落,重新回到在《快閃殺手》(Ladykillers, 2004)玩弄失敗的黑色幽默,少了詩意,的確,畢竟人生如此荒謬,能有詩意點綴的時刻不多,僅一兩幕便足簡單帶過兄弟倆對世間蒼涼的無奈。
马尔科维奇被CIA开除,老婆偷偷与乔治克鲁尼打炮并想离婚,马忿忿开始写所谓揭露CIA的自传;傻逼老女人一直想做多处整形,但没钱,健身房同事2B布拉德皮特看了别人捡到的马老婆丢的傻逼自传,两人以为可以敲一笔钱,后被马骂臭傻逼而拒绝;傻逼女人又自作聪明扔给了俄罗斯并不忘约炮,钓上克鲁尼;皮特去马宅欲盗更多“情报”,被新入宅跑步归来的克鲁尼吓一跳给蹦了;老女人怂恿爱慕她的经理去马宅盗“情报”并再次与克鲁尼约炮透露皮特相关情节,被吓尿跑路;马没钱被停卡愤怒而归撞见经理,不管三七二十一当街砍死;最终CIA嫌麻烦扔给傻逼老女人整容费。
嗯,傻逼!
看完的人都有分這兩種感覺,我是那種感覺不明所以的人
各位帅哥你们囧到我了
非常不喜欢这部片。。。
整容手术引发的血案~
黑色幽默我喜欢
皮特算龙套吗?
这个电影重大的逻辑漏洞是:当你和布拉德皮特是闺蜜,和乔治克鲁尼多次约炮,你还想整容?想啥呢。
【B-】布拉德皮特摇头晃脑打响指的段落我退回去重看了十几遍
我喜欢这种疯疯癫癫的感觉
乔治-克鲁尼 为什么总是演的不三不四。
越往后看越觉得不无聊
根据老师的说法这是很牛逼的电影,但是肯定很多人看不懂也看不出笑点,包括我。
绝对没有名字海报那么酷!整个电影我一直试着看出什么东西看出的只有我该放弃想要看出什么这个想法
太高深了以至于看不懂?
O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
尝试多次都看不下去
pptv推荐的真的不能看。就算有帅哥也不能!!!
虽然大腕儿不少,但故事很一般。而且近距离一看发现Pitt真的老了~~演青春小伙子看着有点别扭了~
一切都是荒诞的么,黑色幽默并不好笑。with David in Vivo
haha很有趣